You are so shocked that I am back right? I know, I know, just calm yourself and be ready for an interesting post. I need to express myself here for a minute.
Dear Disneyland,
I long to be near you! Oh how much I miss you. Soon my friend, soon.
From, H
Dear Metabolism,
You are totally LAME!!
From, H
Dear Summer,
I know I begged you to get here for many months, but ease up a little, you are coming on a little strong! PS I don't appreciate you totally ignoring spring. You and winter need to discuss.
From, H
Dear Chocolate,
Why? I love you so very dearly, why don't you love me back!
From, H
Dear Weeds,
I hate you-go away!
From, H
Dear Money,
Why are you avoiding me? I treat you so well, but leave me so quickly!
From, H
Dear Children,
Please STOP the madness!! You make me scream and the neighbors may call the cops any day now!
From, H
Dear Mom,
I am sorry!!! (refer to last post)
From, H
Dear Fat,
I hate you the most of all, I have never liked you, why are you still here!! You and money need to switch places. This would make me happy!!
From, H
Dear Beach,
I can hear you now, when can we meet again? Please discuss with both Fat and Money, and get back to me. Thanks
From, H
Dear Good Book,
Why do you turn me into a worthless Mother and Wife? We should just get along!
From, H
Dear Diet Dr Pepper,
You are OK, I do miss your sugar filled sister though. She is delicious!
From, H
Dear Sleep,
I LOVE you!
From, H
Dear Blog,
Sorry I abandoned you for so long, I am a loser!
From, H
Dear United States,
You the best, I love you, I hope you can survive the next 2.5 year.
From, H
Dear Shopping,
I miss you!
From,H
Dear Laundry,
I despise you! How do you multiply so fast? Please teach Money!
From, H
Dear Husband,
You are AMAZING!
From, H
Dear Children (again. they never listen the 1st time anyway!!)
You are my EVERYTHING!!
From, H
Dear Utah,
Why don't you smell like Hawaii?
From, H
Dear Pioneers,
UNBELIEVABLE!! Endlessly amazed by you.
From, H
Dear Maldives,
We will have an amazing love affair someday!
From, H
Dear Exercise,
I am HOT, maybe we can meet up tomorrow.
From, H
Ta Ta for now!!
5 comments:
OMGoodness Heidi that was hilarious. You totally made my day.
Heidi, you are soooo funny...you and money could meet up at the writing staff on Jimmy Kimmel.
I loved this post. So clever but that is exactly what I expect from you!
Dear Heidi,
After such a funny post...you need to update more often. Loved that!
ha,ha,ha,ha! you made me laugh so hard! I loved that post!
Thanks for the laugh, you are too cute! ;)
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